Just like in all the best sit-coms, Scott Branton and I got stuck in an elevator today! Hijinks ensued! AND zany antics! We hung out <snort!> about five feet below the 5th floor for about an hour while a crack elevator repair squad rushed to our rescue! I got a garbled follow-up call from the property manager who (I think) said something about being glad the malfunction wasn’t caused the building being on fire. WHAT?!