I was riding my bike and found THIS in the road! No kidding! But I’m telling you, if some semi-literate school kid comes around with fantastic claims – boo hoo hoo – he’d better have specifics… (I’m KIDDING! I’d be happy to return it to the poor angel! But, seriously: where’d you lose it? What street? What block, exactly?)
Wow, what luck. Do you realize how rare a reading challenge medal for wrestle mania fans is? That has to be worth it’s weight in something.
Turns out it’s worth its weight in tire pump, give or take – it shook loose over railroad tracks 3 miles later (I think). Had to happen, else the symmetry of the universe be out of whack.